-Sometimes when i close my eyes i cant see - My penis is itchy -Wait... Wait.......FUCK -If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport -cum at me bro!! -thats a strange place to put a refridgerator -a news reporter is a person who says good evening then explains why it isnt -when life gives you lemons make apple juice then sit back a let the world wonder how you did it -swearing is caring -last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars and i thought to myself some bugga stole my roof! -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse -only humans would write save the trees on paper
| -you cant spell funeral without fun nor manslaughter without laughter - |
